Why was the rocket hot in anger?
He got fired!
A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, "We can't play in the chicken coop anymore."
The little boy asks, "Why not?"
The little girl answers, "'Cause I'm growing feathers."
The little boy stares at her in disbelief and says, "No way. Show me."
So she pulls down her pants. He thinks about it for a little while and decides it's not that big of a deal, so they both decide to continue playing in the chicken coop.
A few weeks later the little boy comes up to the little girl and says, "We can't play in the chicken coop anymore."
"Why not?" she asks.
"'Cause," he says, "I'm growing feathers, too."
She looks at him in disbelief and says, "No way. Show me!"
So he pulls down his pants. The little girl's eyes widen, and she says, "You're not just growing feathers, you're also growing a neck and a gizzard!"
Elisa:How do you make a tissue dance
Bob:How?
Elisa:put a little boogie in it!
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied, "I remember..."
q: what did 0 say to 8?
a: what's with the belt?
Erica:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet????
Pokey:I don't have the foggiest idea!
Erica:Because he was looking for Pooh!!!!!!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
... Nice belt
How do you get Pikachu onto an aeroplane?
You have to Poke-im-on!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"
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